shirebarbie:

FRIENDS!! take a snack and pass it on 💛

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justshellies:

What is your favorite romcom?

Pretty woman

Dirty dancing

Sleepless in Seattle

While you were sleeping

Say anything

27 dresses

Maid in Manhattan

Sweet home Alabama

My big fat Greek wedding

Something else I’ll put in the tags

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bogleech:

Dreamt people invented time stasis technology but only for pets so cats and dogs never even noticed you were ever away. You left them suspended in space time every time you went out

maryfagdalene:

maryfagdalene:

got a pussy like an ashtray

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ilikeit-art:

Claudia Bueno is an artist born in Venezuela, now based in the USA, whose light art installations will tease and tantalise all your senses. Bueno works with circuits and motors to create ethereal installations which play with light, sound and touch, creating immersive art which is psychedelic and magical in nature.

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keldabekush:

I think the beacon lighting scene in lord of the rings should last for thirty uninterrupted minutes. Non stop uncensored beacon action

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thedurvin:

gelana78:

eruditionanimaladoration:

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littledeludeddupes:

those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

while two snakes FUCK to the death

That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating

Metal as snakes fucking.

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oldmiltia:

oldmiltia:

Ok so I was curious about that fucking deathtrap and I noticed a couple… oddities.

ALT

Alright so this thing is pretty stupid; I’m not at all familiar with submersible vessels, But it activated a sleeper gene in my skull from my time being obsessed with a certain video game.

So I decided to check the promotional page for the contraption.

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(I’m going to put aside the second image, where they state the previous shit they hammered out had a 500 meter depth limit tops (i.e. that they, at best, made something that could get to 500 meters then decided that meant they could handle making something that could handle 8 times that). Thinking about the fact they brag about this so brazenly hurts my head. Back to the topic at hand.)

Ok so google shows “cyclops class” is not. a thing that exists. But it sure is funny they keep saying that word. Again maybe it’s just my stupid video game brain but that doesn’t seem to be used in this context anywhere else. Then I saw the renders.

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Ok the newer one on the left really loves that “single eye” thing and looks silly enough, but the older one is…. ok. I give up. That’s Subnautica. That’s Subnautica For Real.

ALT

They built their goddamn suicide death trap based on a submarine in a videoed game.

ALT

No Fucking way. There’s no fucking way. There’s no fucking chance that–

ALT

I’m speechless.

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vaspider:

ghostofcinders:

vaspider:

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rottenappleheart:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

forthegothicheroine:

You are Guinevere, Queen of the Britons and most beautiful woman in the known world. You were sold into a political marriage and queening is an arduous business. You could use some relief. Where do you turn for it?

Arthur

Pros:

• Total package. Hell yeah.
• No treason, no punishment for treason.
• You’re hanging out with him all the time anyway, might as well give it a try.

Cons:

• Created Antichrist incest baby.

Lancelot

Pros:

• Will murder everyone if you ask him to

Cons:

• Will murder everyone if you don’t ask him to

Gawain

Pros:

• Solar powered, green energy (hehehe)
• Let’s you call the shots
• Into mmf threesomes

Cons

• Prone to blood feuds
• You have to deal with his shitty family

Mordred

Pros

• Was your lover in the first written version so you’ll be keeping it old school

Cons

• Is antichrist incest baby

Agravain

Pros

• Is known as “the handsome”
• In Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, is described as “loyal”

Cons

• Every other version says he sucks.

Gaheris

Pros:

• Arthur married him to some lady he barely knew so he’ll probably be up for it

Cons:

• Killed mother in psycho-sexual jealous rage, then framed and murdered her lover for it

Gareth

Pros:

• Nothing really bad to say about him

Cons:

• In love with Lancelot

Bors

Pros:

• Technical winner of the Grail Quest
• Will not cheat on you with a shape changed demon

Cons:

• Thinks you are a shape changed demon

Galahad

Pros:

• Greatest Mary Sue in the land

Cons

• Will say no
• What if he doesn’t say no?  What if he gives in to lust and you’ve effectively destroyed him?  Could you ever live with yourself again?

Percival

Pros:

• Is hot in a Tarzan kinda way.

Cons:

• Dumb as a box of rocks.

Kay

Pros:

• You at least know who he is because of the Disney movie

Cons:

• Everything else

Tristan

Pros:

• Handsome
• Hopeless romantic

Cons:

• Psychopath

Dinadan

Pros:

• Girls dig funny guys

Cons:

• If you break up, will write a Taylor Swift style song about you.

Dagonet

Pros:

• Girls dig funny guys

Cons:

• Is literally a jester someone knighted as a joke

Bedivere

Pros:

• Canonically the most handsome knight

Cons:

• When he’s the last one left standing at the final battle and Arthur gives him his sword to throw away, it will be really awkward if he has to avoid confessing that he banged his wife.

Morgan le Fay

Pros:

• Will probably be up for it.

Cons:

• If she isn’t up for it, will never let you live it down.

Best summary of Arthurian myth ever.

Where’s the choose your own adventure dating sim

It’s been years since I played it, and I think it’s still a WIP, but you may be looking for Guenevere by Jean Townsend

Man, I can’t wait for Scion: Once and Future to come out

As much as I cry for not having been part of Scion: Once & Future, that means I’ll get to experience it at full strength when it drops.

Which can’t happen soon enough. Every piece of art revealed *kills* me.

I can’t wait for everybody to meet CJ. She’s my favorite Storyguide character that I’ve ever created.